If you go to our show that rash will clear up
Going to a Holler! show will make us look cool in front of our ex-girlfriends
Did you know Holler! lowers greenhouse emissions.
Seeing a HOLLER! show increases your twitter followers (/ facebook friends) by 1.8 billion. It’s a fact*
One Holler! show has twice the servings of daily vitamin needs than those other guys
Holler! will make you completely illiterate. Or, wait, is it literate? Which one’s the one where you don’t read so good?
Holler! improvisation cures cancer! Just look at Mike!
The man doesn’t want you to go to Holler! Do you do everything the man tells you too?
Seeing a Holler! show kills 99% of germs found to cause disease.
Holler cures an aid- just one
During the second coming Jesus plans on seeing Holler! perform
Seeing a Holler! show will finally put a stop to those meddling kids and their freakishly talkative dog
Seeing Holler! will most likely get you laid. Just saying.
Seeing Holler! helps fight banner ads. Click here now
Holler!: it’s more than a word it’s a way of life!
If you had a show going on Holler would totally be there**
Holler! is halfway there / Holler! is livin’ on a prayer
Not seeing Holler! has been linked to terrorist activity in New Jersey***
Holler! is down by four with forty seconds on the clock.
Holler! has been proven to prevent spam and make you “bigger”
“Holler! is the kind of improv troupe that will hold your hair back as you vomit”
Holler! has over 300 hit points
Holler! just wants you to want them
Holler! is better than drinking the kool-aid
“When you stare into the Holler!, the Holler! stares back” -Nietzsche
Come see Holler and we won’t show everyone those photos of you…YEAH! THOSE PHOTOS
Holler! wants to hold your hand (like the song. we won’t actually hold your hand)
Holler! Burt Reynolds will be there, seriously
Where else can you see an ego maniac, a pedophile, a masochist, and an asian do comedy?
*…a fact!
**…ok not really.
*** as well as Wisconsin…but no one likes Wisconsin so who cares?
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